Jake's Church Ball (Sorry Excuse for a Team) Team vs. Quiet Bus Ride
Well, Jake is pretty confident that his "team" of the Orem Park Stake 12th ward is pretty good. But he's wrong. He's also pretty sure that his "team" could beat my church ball team, or even our Jr. Jazz Team, the "Quiet Bus Ride". I know you're probably thinking that this is absurd, and does not even need an explanataion, but as I have to complete an assignment, I will tell you what you already know. It's common sense.
First of all, there is no conceivable way for Jake to prove his team is better than any other, except for the teams which he allegedly "dominates" every Thursday night at the stake center, and we all know that these "teams" are ridiculously medio-core. Until he somehow clones himself and his team plays our jr. jazz team, our my chuchball team, he should not claim superiority over any other team. I , on the other hand, have earned the right to do so, by my perennial domincance in both leagues.
Now you may think that I am being hypocritical, but to you all I say is you are the hypocrite. When you claim I am ignorant, all I can say is I'm right, and you're wrong. But back to the subject. Yes it is true that the Quiet Bus Ride is currently at the bottom of the rankings with an 0-3 mark. But we're still the best. Yes, we did play the worst teams in the league, which you would think would make us worse than them, but in fact we are just in a funk which will correct itself this Wednesday at 7:30. Jake's team just sucks.
I know what you are thinking, Mr. Rich. Cuyler sucks at writing blogs, and just writing in general. You're right. There was a time when I was at the top of the writing world, as it were. Back in 3rd grade, I wrote a short story entitled "Sign Here, Please" and it went on to when multiple awards, including runner-up for my class in the "Whale of a Tale" competition. I would have won 1st prize but Rachael Anderson included horses and "sparkling things in the sky" in her story, and the rest is history. Third grade teachers always fall for crap like that. Thanks for your time, and tune in next week.
First of all, there is no conceivable way for Jake to prove his team is better than any other, except for the teams which he allegedly "dominates" every Thursday night at the stake center, and we all know that these "teams" are ridiculously medio-core. Until he somehow clones himself and his team plays our jr. jazz team, our my chuchball team, he should not claim superiority over any other team. I , on the other hand, have earned the right to do so, by my perennial domincance in both leagues.
Now you may think that I am being hypocritical, but to you all I say is you are the hypocrite. When you claim I am ignorant, all I can say is I'm right, and you're wrong. But back to the subject. Yes it is true that the Quiet Bus Ride is currently at the bottom of the rankings with an 0-3 mark. But we're still the best. Yes, we did play the worst teams in the league, which you would think would make us worse than them, but in fact we are just in a funk which will correct itself this Wednesday at 7:30. Jake's team just sucks.
I know what you are thinking, Mr. Rich. Cuyler sucks at writing blogs, and just writing in general. You're right. There was a time when I was at the top of the writing world, as it were. Back in 3rd grade, I wrote a short story entitled "Sign Here, Please" and it went on to when multiple awards, including runner-up for my class in the "Whale of a Tale" competition. I would have won 1st prize but Rachael Anderson included horses and "sparkling things in the sky" in her story, and the rest is history. Third grade teachers always fall for crap like that. Thanks for your time, and tune in next week.
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